Subject: Fwd: stamp malfunction
The US Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Trump,
but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President,
who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order.
There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
People are spitting on the wrong side.