Humour (Keep 'em clean)

sweeties

feeds@yuku.com (mickyv) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:46:36 GMT

Mr Cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker, it was just after eight, they got off at quality street opposite the fishermans friend pub. he asked her name, " Im polo, the one with the hole" she said in a quiet wispa, Im marathon, the one with the nuts, was his reply, then he touched her creme eggs. they checked into a hotel, he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her milky way, he fondled her flap jacks and she rubbed his tic tacs, it was a fab moment as she let out a...

nuts

feeds@yuku.com (vmaxbob) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:55:04 GMT

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/10/27

football

feeds@yuku.com (fugkit) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:44:03 GMT

a football match between India and Pakistan had to be abandoned after the ref showed the red card to an Indian player.

55000 people invaded the pitch thinking it was a British passport

Q if a women is uncomfortable watching you !++% do you think ?

A you need to spend more time together ?

B she,s a prude

C she...

Lobster fishing

feeds@yuku.com (Maxcaddy) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:52:41 GMT

A...

OAP's

feeds@yuku.com (9 Ton Mantis) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:08:58 GMT

The question is : What do retired people do all day?

Working people frequently ask retired people - what they do to make their day interesting.

Well, for example, the other day a friend and his wife went into town and into a shop.

They were only in there for about five minutes.

When they came out, there was a Traffic Warden writing out a parking ticket.

They went up to him and said, ' Come on man, how about giving a...

Whats in a name?

feeds@yuku.com (9 Ton Mantis) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:05:09 GMT

The boss recruited a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

"What's your name?" Was the first thing he asked the new guy.

"Alistair," the new guy replied.

The boss scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their...

Red Indians

feeds@yuku.com (9 Ton Mantis) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:02:17 GMT

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.

He replied, "She called Four Horses."

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"

The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean: NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"

For Newcastle United fans

feeds@yuku.com (Maxcaddy) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:50:53 GMT

Sent to me from a pal in Newcastle, got to be honest, had to Google Mike Ashley to see who he was.

Anyway this seems to be a great hit with those 'up North'.

http://www.punchinthefacebook.com/punch/mike-ashley href="http://www.punchinthefacebook.com/punch/mike-ashley">http://www.punchinthefacebook.com/punch/mike-ashley...

So This Bear Walks Into A Bar

feeds@yuku.com (Maxcaddy) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:12:45 GMT

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends...

Brad pitt...can't ride...

feeds@yuku.com (funmonkee) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:01:12 GMT

http://www.radaronline.co...E2%80%93-watch-it-happen

there that one thing fugly dbmax has in common with bp... LOL now that's funny

just a couple of dudes ...

feeds@yuku.com (funmonkee) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:43:02 GMT

..or morons
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/...cops-attent-3fd0ae9.html

Christmas dinner..

feeds@yuku.com (punkabillly) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:05:44 GMT

A woman with a clipboard just knocked at our door. She asked if we would have an Ethiopian child for Christmas.
We normally have a turkey,but f uck it, i'll try anything once!

Question time

feeds@yuku.com (punkabillly) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:43:33 GMT

What's black,brown,yellow,stinks,is homosexual and doesnn't support england..?

A question time audience!

Two blacks talking

feeds@yuku.com (snertspike) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:18:26 GMT

Two blacks talking one said to the other have you ever @$@%!# a white woman? The other one said yes loads of them why do you ask? Well said the first black guy I had my first one the other night and for the first time in my life when I finished I came over all emotional crying my nose was running is it always like that with a white girl? Don't worry said the other black you'll soon get used to it IT'S JUST THE PEPPER SPRAY!!!!

grocery shopping

feeds@yuku.com (88VMX12) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:43:06 GMT

A man and his wife were shopping for food at the local market. They were walking by the beer cooler and the man threw in a six pack. She looked at him and said " oh honey you need to put that back." He looked at her and said " Why?" she responded " We cannot afford that, it is not in our budget dear." Later in the store they went walking down the cosmetics and makeup isle. His wife started throwing in arm loads of makeup into the cart. He looked at his wife and...

Blonde Joke

feeds@yuku.com (geohse) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:07:31 GMT

A blonde gets a job as a teacher
She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all
the other kids are running around having fun.

She takes pity on him and
decides to speak to
him.

'You OK?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

...

Wonderful True Story-A Different twist on a Fairy Tale!!

feeds@yuku.com (geohse) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:34:50 GMT

WONDERFUL TRUE STORY

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the...

If you can't find the book

feeds@yuku.com (Maxcaddy) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:37:26 GMT

The Skunk!!!!!!!

feeds@yuku.com (geohse) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:49:38 GMT

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'O.K., Get in the car with it.'

'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

He says,...