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			<title><![CDATA[ car wash anybody?????????????? ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Another Xmas Joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
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<br>
He sold his soul to Santa
<br>
<br>
VEEE4 ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:18:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Christmas Gag ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Santa only comes once a year..................but when he does, he can fill a stocking !!!!!!
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Well I think its funny............................
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VEEE4 ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:16:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The world is nuts.... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align="left"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40005f; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Kristen ITC&amp;#39;">Proof
That The World Is Nuts</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #40005f; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Kristen ITC&amp;#39;">
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:46:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ tiger woods Christmas photo ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:05:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ paddy jock and taffy ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>paddy jock and taffy were sitting in the pub discusing thier wives,</p>

<p>I cant believe how silly my wife is,said taffy,she has gone on a diet, and she isnt even fat.</p>

<p>thats nothing, said jock, my wife has bought herself a new car, and she cant even drive.</p>

<p>thats foock all said paddy,my wife has gone on holiday to benidorm, she has taken 30 condoms with her,</p>

<p>and she aint even got a @%%%.</p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ any forklift drivers out there tried this? the donut! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1259629601/Warehouse_Idiot_Spins_Himself_Off_His_Forklift_In_Donut_Fail">http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1259629601/Warehouse_Idiot_Spins_Himself_Off_His_Forklift_In_Donut_Fail</a> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Taliban 2. ]]></title>
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When taking Aim !
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Its only a crime if you get caught. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ made me laugh be quick before photo bucket takes it down! ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ A couple of jokes ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font size="4"><font size="4">Naturewatch</font> Appeal
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Autumn is here and our native birds are finding food scarce
<br>
so please go to the pet store,and but a bag of nuts for our feathered friends .
<br>
Thereis no finer sight on a cold winter morning ,then a pair ot tits around your nut sack .
<br>
Just remember however,its a bit late in the year to expect a swollow  </font>  .................................<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:47:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ essex bird ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="4">theirs nothing worse then after sex with an essex bird
<br>
then looking down and seeing a broken condom hanging on the end of you knob
<br>
especially when you weren&#39;t wearing one when you started</font>  
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<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:49:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why did God create Harley-Davidsons? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Because he was high on PCP. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:12:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Taliban ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span class="MsgBodyText">Our troops in Afghanistan prove they&#39;ve retained their sense of humour with the following:
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&quot;YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF....&quot;
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1. You refine heroin for a living, but you
<br>
have a moral objection to beer.
<br>
<br>
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and
<br>
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can&#39;t
<br>
afford shoes.
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<br>
3. You have more wives than teeth.
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4. You wipe your butt with your bare left
<br>
hand, but consider... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ what evidence!!!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.break.com/index/bank-robber-eats-demand-note.html">http://www.break.com/index/bank-robber-eats-demand-note.html</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:47:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Think of England ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ My Pakistani girl friend keeps going on about a B-low job
<br>
Don&#39;t know wether to lay back n think of England or warn London Transport. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Bob works hard ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling,
<br>
and plays golf every Saturday.
<br>
<br>
<br>
His wife thinks he&#39;s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
<br>
takes him to a local strip club.
<br>
<br>
<br>
The doorman at the club greets them and says, &#39;Hey, Bob! How ya doin?&#39;
<br>
<br>
His wife is puzzled and asks if he&#39;s been to this club before.
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<br>
&#39;Oh no,&#39; says Bob.  &#39;He&#39;s in my bowling league.
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<br>
When... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:59:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Asda Pizza complaint ]]></title>
			<link>http://vmaxchat.yuku.com/topic/8996/t/Asda-Pizza-complaint.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.entertonement.com/clips/mcfrwvjtpw--ASDA-Customer-Services-Idiot-With-Pizza">http://www.entertonement.com/clips/mcfrwvjtpw--ASDA-Customer-Services-Idiot-With-Pizza</a>
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Make sure you have your sound on, then just click on the link and wait.
<br>
<br>
John ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (John Hopkins)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:47:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Just a  little giggle ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="6" face="Comic Sans MS">LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="black" size="6">A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the</font>
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<font size="6"><font color="black">airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,</font></font>
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<font size="6"><font color="black">&#39;Let&#39;s talk. I&#39;ve heard that flights go quicker if you</font></font>
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<font size="6"><font color="black">strike up a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:23:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ nice parking ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ have a look at this   
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlwBLW_JyIg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlwBLW_JyIg</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:18:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ An Irishman is cleaning his rifle ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:00:42 GMT</pubDate>
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